What has lots of keys but can't open a single door?
Hint
You can hear one in music class or at a concert.
Show answer
A piano
Why it works: A piano's "keys" are the black and white bars you press to play notes, not keys that open locks.
Ages 8–9 · 25 riddles · answers hidden
Around age eight, kids begin to understand puns rather than just laugh at them, which makes third grade the sweet spot for wordplay riddles. Each riddle below names its trick in one sentence, so the double meaning becomes a vocabulary lesson.
What has lots of keys but can't open a single door?
You can hear one in music class or at a concert.
A piano
Why it works: A piano's "keys" are the black and white bars you press to play notes, not keys that open locks.
I sit on top of your head and cover both your ears, but I'm not a hat. I keep your ears toasty on snowy days. What am I?
I'm fuzzy, and I come as a pair joined by a curved band.
Earmuffs
Why it works: Earmuffs are two soft, fuzzy pads on a band that hug your ears to keep them warm without covering your whole head.
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Think about the names of meals.
Lunch and dinner
Why it works: Lunch and dinner are their own meals, so whatever you eat in the morning is breakfast, not lunch or dinner.
What has a neck and wears a cap, but has no head?
You might fill one with water before soccer practice.
A bottle
Why it works: The skinny top of a bottle is called its "neck" and its lid is a "cap," but it has no head.
Every morning someone packs a sandwich and a snack inside me. By noon I'm empty again. What am I?
You open me in the cafeteria.
A lunchbox
Why it works: A lunchbox gets packed with food each morning, and after you eat at lunchtime, it stays empty until the next day.
I have 3 sides and 3 corners. Cut a square in half from one corner to the opposite corner, and you'll make two of me. What shape am I?
Think of the shape of a slice of pizza.
A triangle
Why it works: "Tri" means three, and cutting a square corner to corner leaves two shapes with 3 sides and 3 corners each.
Which letter of the alphabet holds the most water?
Say the ABCs out loud and listen for a giant body of salty water.
The letter C
Why it works: The letter "C" sounds exactly like "sea," a huge body of salty water.
I clean up your mistakes, but the more I work, the smaller I get. What am I?
You can often find me on the end of a pencil.
An eraser
Why it works: Every time you rub out a mistake, tiny bits of the eraser wear off, so it slowly shrinks.
What kind of tree can you carry around in your hand?
Look at the flat, inside part of your hand.
A palm
Why it works: Your "palm" is the inside of your hand, and a palm is also a kind of tall tree that grows in warm places.
Which is heavier: a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
Listen carefully to how much of each one there is.
They weigh the same
Why it works: A pound is a pound, so both piles weigh exactly one pound, even though bricks feel heavier.
What is the loudest pet you can ever own?
Look at the last three letters of a shiny brass instrument.
A trumpet
Why it works: The word "trumpet" ends in "pet," but it's a loud brass instrument, not an animal.
I help you cross over a river without getting wet, but I'm not a boat. Cars, bikes, and people go right over me. What am I?
Some are long enough to stretch across a whole bay.
A bridge
Why it works: A bridge is built over water or a deep gap, so people and cars can cross on top without getting wet.
I'm an even number between 20 and 30. My two digits add up to 8. What number am I?
Try each even number in the 20s and add up its digits.
26
Why it works: The even numbers between 20 and 30 are 22, 24, 26, and 28, and only 2 + 6 makes 8.
Why did the math book look so sad?
Think of another word for the questions on a math worksheet.
It had too many problems
Why it works: "Problems" can mean math questions to solve, or troubles that make someone feel sad.
On one night in October, I can turn you into a robot, an astronaut, or a cat. The next morning, you're just you again. What am I?
You wear me to dress up for Halloween.
A costume
Why it works: A costume is special clothing you wear to look like someone or something else, like on Halloween night.
What kind of flower never grows in a garden, but goes into almost every birthday cake?
Bakers scoop this white powder out of a big bag.
Flour
Why it works: "Flour," the white powder for baking, sounds just like "flower," but it's spelled differently and means something else.
Why did the crayon go to school?
Think of a word that means both "pointier" and "smarter."
To get a little sharper
Why it works: "Sharper" can mean having a pointier tip or being smarter, and the crayon wanted both.
After a spring rain, I sit on the sidewalk. Kids in rain boots love to jump in me and make a big splash. What am I?
When the sun comes out, I slowly dry up and disappear.
A puddle
Why it works: Rainwater collects in low spots on the ground and makes a shallow pool that's perfect for splashing.
There are 5 oranges in a bowl, and you take away 3. How many oranges do you have?
Listen carefully to whose oranges the question is asking about.
3 oranges
Why it works: You took 3 oranges, so those 3 are the ones you have, even though 2 are still in the bowl.
What kind of band can't play a single note of music, but can stretch really far?
You might wrap one around a bundle of pencils.
A rubber band
Why it works: A "band" can be a group that plays music, or a stretchy loop of rubber that holds things together.
When you look at me, you see yourself. If you smile, I smile right back, but I can never say a word. What am I?
You might check your hair in me before picture day.
A mirror
Why it works: A mirror's shiny surface bounces light back to your eyes, so you see your own face copying everything you do.
What kind of cup can't hold any juice, but tastes great with frosting on top?
You might share these at a class birthday party.
A cupcake
Why it works: A cupcake has "cup" in its name and is baked in a cup shape, but it's a little cake, not a cup for drinking.
If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five?
Forget about crowds and just do some adding.
Nine
Why it works: The sayings about company and crowds are just a distraction, because four plus five equals nine.
What ruler has no crown and no castle, but lives in your desk at school?
It's 12 inches long and helps you draw straight lines.
A ruler
Why it works: A "ruler" can be a king or queen, or the straight stick you use to measure things.
I go through towns and over hills, but I never move an inch. What am I?
Cars, trucks, and buses drive along me every day.
A road
Why it works: A road "goes" from town to town by stretching across the land, but it stays in one place.